AI Roast My Friend
Describe Your Friend in a Few Lines. No Photo Needed.
Skip the photo entirely — tell @vustbot your friend's vibe, a running joke, a habit everyone teases them about, and it writes the roast from that. Free multi-model AI chat in Telegram. No photo needed to start, and none is accepted for this.
The reframe, up front
Not 'upload their photo' — describe them instead
Plenty of roast tools ask for a photo of the person you're targeting so the AI can joke about their face. This page is built the other way on purpose: describe your friend in a few lines — their vibe, a running joke, a habit — and @vustbot writes the roast from that description. No photo of your friend is needed to get started, and none is accepted here at all.
See the difference
A few real lines about a friend, the roast @vustbot writes from them, then a quick tune-up for the actual occasion.
Who this text-only friend-roast guide is for
- Group-chat organizers
- A roast for a friend's birthday post or group-chat bit, without asking anyone to upload a photo.
- Describe your friend's vibe, a habit, and a running joke in three lines and @vustbot writes the roast from that.
- Birthday-card and toast writers
- A short, affectionate roast that sounds like it came from someone who actually knows the person.
- Two or three concrete details (a real story, a running joke) produce a sharper, warmer roast than a generic photo-based jab would.
- Anyone unsure about uploading a friend's photo
- The instinct to hesitate before uploading someone else's picture to an app is a good one.
- This page reframes the whole approach around text description — no photo needed to start, and none is accepted.
Describe your friend, not their photo
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Write three lines about your friend
A habit, a running joke, one specific story — not an image. This is the reframe this page is built around.
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Say what it's for
A group chat can go sharper than a birthday card meant for a mixed, family-friendly audience.
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Tune it for the actual occasion
Trim the length, soften a line, or swap a joke — the same conversation keeps adjusting until it fits.
Describe your friend — no photo needed
Open @vustbot with a few lines about your friend's vibe and habits — free, text-only.
The reframe, explained
No photo needed — none accepted
This tool doesn't ask for a friend's photo at any step. The description is the whole input, and it's enough: habits and running jokes tend to land funnier than a generic appearance jab anyway.
A judgment call worth making
This works best on a friend who already trades jokes with you. If you're unsure how they'd take it, ask for a warmer tone or run the draft past them before sharing it.
Works for a group, not just one friend
Describe several people, or the whole group's dynamic, in the same chat and get a roast that covers everyone.
Frequently asked questions
Do I need to upload my friend's photo to roast them?
No — and this tool doesn't accept one for that purpose. The whole point of this page is the reframe: instead of uploading a picture, you describe your friend in a few lines — their vibe, a habit everyone teases them about, a running joke, a specific story. @vustbot writes the roast from that description. No photo is needed, and none is read or required at any step.
Isn't a photo-based roast better because it's about how they actually look?
It's a different kind of funny, not a better one — and it comes with a real cost some people skip past: uploading someone else's photo to an app for a face-based roast means that person never got a say in it. A text description sidesteps that entirely, and in practice, jokes about a friend's actual habits and running bits (the Peloton obsession, the chronic 'omw' lie) tend to land harder at a table of people who actually know the story, compared to a generic appearance joke a photo-scanning app would generate.
What should I include in the description to get a good roast?
Two or three specific, concrete details beat one vague adjective. 'She's competitive' is flat; 'she's texted omw from her own driveway more than once' is a joke waiting to happen. Include a habit, a running joke your group already has, and maybe one story everyone retells — that's usually enough for @vustbot to write something that sounds like it came from someone who actually knows your friend.
Is it appropriate for every friend, or should I check first?
Worth a beat of judgment either way. This works best for a friend who already trades jokes with you and would laugh along — a birthday roast, a group-chat bit, a toast. If you're unsure whether the target enjoys being teased, ask @vustbot to keep it warm and affectionate rather than sharp, or run the draft past them before you share it. A roast that reads as genuinely mean isn't the goal here.
Does roasting a friend cost anything, or need an account?
Yes to free, no to accounts. Telegram is the login — no signup form, no card. The free tier runs on GPT-5.6 Luna and Gemini 3 Flash, and a full roast for your friend costs nothing to generate.
Can I use this for more than one friend, or for a whole group?
Yes — describe each person in turn in the same chat, or give it a few lines about the whole group's dynamic (who's always late, who never splits the bill evenly) and ask for a roast that covers everyone. It's a running conversation, not a one-friend-per-session tool.
Ready when you are
Their habits and jokes, not their photo.
Describe your friend in text, get a roast built on the real running jokes, tune it for the occasion — no photo, ever.